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Free John Lennon - Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Free John Lennon - Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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Free Truman Capote - Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Free Truman Capote - Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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Free Jerry Seinfeld - You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’ Template
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Free Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. Template
Free Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning. Template
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Free Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana. Template
Free Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana. Template
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Free Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. Template
Free Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies. Template
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Free John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday. Template
Free John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday. Template
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Free Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. Template
Free Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. Template
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Free Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age. Template
Free Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age. Template
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Free Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. Template
Free Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. Template
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Free Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Template
Free Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Template
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Free Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come. Template
Free Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come. Template
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Free Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Template
Free Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Template
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Free Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me. Template
Free Dave Allen - I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me. Template
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Free Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Template
Free Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Template
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Free Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Template
Free Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Template
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Free Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. Template
Free Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. Template
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Free Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
Free Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
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Free Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Template
Free Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Template
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Free Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. Template
Free Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. Template
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Free Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. Template
Free Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. Template
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Free Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday. Template
Free Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday. Template
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Free Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. Template
Free Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. Template
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Free Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. Template
Free Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. Template
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Free Oscar Wilde - The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. Template
Free Oscar Wilde - The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. Template
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Free Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year. Template
Free Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year. Template
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Free Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30. Template
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Free M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest. Template
Free M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest. Template
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Free Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Template
Free Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Template
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Free Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. Templa
Free Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. Templa
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Free William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why. Template
Free William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why. Template
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Free Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Template
Free Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Template
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Free Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Template
Free Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Template
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Free Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Template
Free Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Template
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Free Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Template
Free Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Template
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Free Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. Template
Free Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. Template
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Free Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it. Template
Free Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it. Template
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Free Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Template
Free Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Template
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Free John Lennon - Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Template
Free John Lennon - Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Template
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Free Jerry Seinfeld - You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’
Free Jerry Seinfeld - You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’
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Free Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Free Bob Hope - Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
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Free Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.
Free Betty White - The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.
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Free Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
Free Lionel Blue - To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
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Free John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Free John Glenn - There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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Free Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Free Brigitte Bardot - Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
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Free Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Free Booth Tarkington - Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
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Free Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
Free Satchel Paige - Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
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Free Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Free Groucho Marx - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Free Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
Free Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
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Free Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Free Charles Schulz - Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.